Stole this from my friend

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] you have been called emo (Don't ask me why )
[ ] Its football...not soccer. (No, it's Fußball!)
Total: 1, I say, I are not British ey?

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll. (what?)
[x] You love the beach. (I love showing my hot body *coughs badly*)
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (I always know when I do )
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned. (a bit)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an australian something. (My australian friend bough me a laser pointer and mailed it to me... )
Total: 3, my friend will beat me up for this

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. ("ay")
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (She's dead, they're both dead. But no duh they would... And we make our own sauce anyway)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (Hmmm... good)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. ( o: )
[x] You speak some italian.(French and Italian are similar.. so kinda)
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!! (..yes...yes)
[x] You talk with your hands.(sometimes, sometimes not)
Total: 7 I don't even think I have descendant coming from there >,,>

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some. (Can't help similarity, and I'm going to take the course next year.)
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (Everyone does...)
[ ] You talk fast occasionally. (Depends... but I'd say no)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3 not much of a Spanish guy I am

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered. (Often)
[x] You know of somebody named natasha. (She's a teacher)
[x] You get cold easily. (I have problems with keeping my body heat, so I freeze pretty fast)
[x] Rain is fun for you. (Fool under the rain)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (Wth is that?)
Total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (Beer taste like crap... go wine!)
[x] You have a bad temper. (Usually)
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (I don't think "Duguay" counts)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.(Naw.. Go orange or purple!)
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. (Yay for basically not ever seeing my family anyway)
Total: 1 , and apparently I have some irish blood... probably not, I forgot

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3 I'm not racist, you're just an asshole.

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano. (I like the piano D: even though I suck at it xD)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1 orly?

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (Obviously)
[x] You Speak some German. (Deutch ist serh spaß!)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (They're stupid, that's enough pity)
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 5 Ich liebe Deautch, und du?

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's. (Hmm~)
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house. (It's fun too @,,@)
[x] You watch/watched degrassi (Probably watched one episode, then stopped watching TV)
Total: 6 How did I get 7 on italian? I'm Canadian @,,@

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart. (Because some things are cheap)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased. (Lol...)
Total: 2... but by being Canadian, I am American, how dumb is that